merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb
gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

secretcinema1:

New York City Subway, 1969, Richard Estes
awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along
bluepueblo:

Green Wood, Cumbria, England
photo via mary
werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

danielkanhai:

whenever people talk about primal urges half the time they’re talking about something sexual, but it’s like, sometimes you just gotta climb a flight of stairs like that, you know? it’s like my body is telling me, “buddy, five thousand years ago everyone would have bolted up stairs on all fours. it’s okay, it’s natural.”