tainakasan:

reed van kamp continues to be the Most Important character in any fanfic written ever (❁´◡`❁)
lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"
engfra:

cub2:

verytired:

ijiwaru:

(via babypeachy, j-p-g)
kankrivantas:

HOLY SHIT

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

"If you can’t handle me at my Sasuke, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my Naruto."
-Socrates (via sprightlyvigilante)

davekat:

hectorsalamanca:

"LGBT" is an acronym which, as we all know, stands for lady gaga, bears, and twinks

what the fuck, how is this equal representation? wheres macklemore

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

latortuemaladroit:

can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.” 

I promise if I ever become a super awesome palaeontologist I’m gonna get tattoos of every major find on me like newt geiszler I guess

me nd my pirate girlfriend

tummydrummer:

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

newtscheisse:

sext: by jove we are going to own this thing for sure