hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

shixn:

i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer

puckquinn:

dont-patronize-me-u-lil-shit:

puckquinn:

[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES

[breathes heavily] who are your favorite characters

[narrows eyes] what do you mean you don’t like sansa stark

n3ck-deep:

If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him

if i die i want all my friends to sell my organs on the black market and get rich off my dead body thats true friendship right there

iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO FUCKING BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS  THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 GODDAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS FUCKING INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

cyndaquils:

when someone acts flirty with someone u like